A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to beat off and when
he was done he would shoot his load into a coffee can and hide it
under the bench. One day his father caught him and told him, "Son,
every time you do that you are killing a baby."

The next time the boy went to the barn he was about to shoot his load
and reached down to grab his can but a little frog had jumped in. The
boy looked in the can saw the frog and said, "Son you're ugly but
daddy loves ya."