A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest
hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a
few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a
redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd
have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.

A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He
decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he
hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't
worry -- I got him with the door."