Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees
playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An
inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his
Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his
cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch.
They then called the police.

The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then
lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees
cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it
the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some
kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually
when I see a Yankee cap, there's an asshole under it.''