This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon
around a snoring dog''s penis he''ll roll over and stop snoring.

The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets
a red ribbon and ties it around her dog''s penis. His snoring stopped.

Later on that night her husband is snoring and so she goes to the
kitchen and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her husband''s
penis, and he stops snoring.

The next morning her husband wakes up and looks at his dog and looks
down at himself.

"I don''t know what happened last night, but it appears we came in
first and second."