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A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
She asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?" "Is he smart, lady?...
You know you're a redneck when...... Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I flush it!
In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury)....
Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch.
I married a wealthy clothing manufacturer," announced Tillie, "and he bought me a yacht for my birthday....
Mrs. Markowitz was walking along the beach with her grandson when suddenly a wave came and washed the three year old boy out to sea.
"Oh, Lord!" cried the women. "If you will just bring that boy b...
A psychiatrist and a proctologist became good friends and agreed to share offices to cut down on expenses.
To economise even further, they had just one sign printed: Dr. Marvin Hornstein, Psychia...
A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
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Suitable for everyone. Even the family's pet lizard....
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