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What do you do if you drop your keys in San Francisco?
Kick them to San Jose. Then pick them up.............
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day.
Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Wel...
This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a shit.
Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?...
What is the definition of the perfect wife? A mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.......
What is the definition of the perfect husband? A guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath through his ears.
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What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches apart). NOTHING.......
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What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican? A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
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This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.
Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him....
Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............

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