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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American in an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives....
A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked there's a knock at the door.
The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind man"....
Knock, knock. Who's there? Death. Death wh..........
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A: When you open her legs the lights go on.
We're in Johannesburg. A policeman goes into a Lutheran church very early one Sunday morning and spots a black man kneeling before the altar.
Policeman: Hey, Sambo, what you doin' in here? Bl...
Q: What has one horn and gives milk? A: A milk lorry.
There was once a young man whose house was on one side of central London and whose job was on the other.
It was a highly lucrative job, and after a couple of years he bought himself one of the mo...
Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute).
In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing....
A British officer spotted a "busker" (street singer/bum) at the bottom of the escalator of the London Underground.
The busker had a sign which read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The off...
As a child, Jesus asked his mother, "Who am I?" "The angel of the Lord came down and laid his hand upon me.
You're the Son of God," was Mary's reply. Overhearing this, Joseph intoned, "He dam...

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