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Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick Contestants' Entrie
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder.
Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds....
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand...
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in New Woman Magazine.
1)"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release som...
AND NOW THEY LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. 1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.
5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 2. "I think there...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph....

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