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On Safari... A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.
One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone....
Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on bloc...
Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I wa...
Sleeping Like A Baby... While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.
A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were w...
Hormone Hostage... Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
This is a handy guide that should be a...
Bush vs. Gore The two major presidential canidates today agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment.
However - they disagree on the details. The Republic...
Mothers Always Know... John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was....
Airport Encounters I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink....
Visiting Grandma... A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There i...
Bless Me, Father... Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughne...

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