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Things to Remember: Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician....
Freshman... The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team.
Can you tackle?" asked the coach....
All "Cleaned" Up An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to...
Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support ** "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
** "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it....
May Have A Point... A man takes his wife to the stock show.
They start heading down the alley that had the bulls....
My Kind Of Woman... A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck....
New Mercedes Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store.
He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman....
Two Priests... Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down....
Private Detective A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife.
The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities....
Recently the 2000 candidates were asked the age old questio
Why did the chicken cross the road? VICE PRESIDENT GORE...

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