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Arizona Diary: May 30th Just moved to Tucson, Arizona.
Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings....
Kid's Instructions on Life... "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
- Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning....
The Avid Golfer... Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven.
The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back...
Family History The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards....
The Shephard... A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci...
Stay Out Of The Dorms... On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male d...
The Tourists... Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name....
Big Man In a Small Town" Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He...
Cubicle Wisdom 1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 3. Sure, you may no...
Words To Live By... Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll!
Well, if Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?...

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