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Elementronics: The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
Ten Million Dollars... Jackís grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was i...
Playing Golf... It was a sunny Saturday morning, just perfect for golf, and Murray was beginning his pre-swing routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
The Fortune Telling Scale: A nun was going to Chicago.
She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight....
Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
Olympic Village: Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs.
The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the securi...
Flies...
Mother Said: PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
Midnight is past your curfew!" MONA LISA'S MOTHER...
Actual Questions Asked Of Telephone Information Operato
C= Caller and O = Operator. ******************************** C...
The Divorce... A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle o...

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