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Words That Don't Exist, But Really Should... 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes....
Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" ** You haven't asked yet.
** I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life....
FOUR YEARS LATER... December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.
C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
How To Be A Good Husband... ** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place o...
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professi...
A Long Flight... Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight w...
Female logic... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.
The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read....
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER...
Bill and The Plane... Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane.
Martha always replied, "I know Bill, but th...
Army Tactics... During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud.
The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck....

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