Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

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The Perfect Husband... There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings....
IS SANTA A WOMAN? I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it....
Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
An Embarrassing Problem: A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face....
Wisconsin Dictionary: ** AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound stateme
as in "isn't it?" ** BART: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name...
Typical Male... A man came home from work and sat in his recliner, happy to be home and relaxing after a long and hectic day at the office.
He called to his wife, "Honey, bring me a beer before it sta...
Twas The Day After Christmas... Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed ou...
Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes tha...
Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
23) - Attorneys for filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice....
An Embarrassing Ski moment... Conditions were perfect.
12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day....

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