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The Man From The Desert... This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.
He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railro...
An Unlikely Vacation...
The Corporate CEO's Assistant... Joe, the CEO's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night.
The CEO had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from sending memos to wardrobe decisions....
Possible New State Slogans for Florida: FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95...
12-Step Internet Recovery Program: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with o...
New PGA rules... The PGA has implemented an immediate rule change for all sanctioned tournament events within Southern regions of the state of Florida.
Section XV.3.A.2.2 - Notification of erra...
Ghandi... Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
He also was a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he ate very little...
Cutting In Line It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8
30, the store's opening time, in fro...
Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mo...
Three Essentials of Middle Age: When I turned 50, I discovered three essential facts of middle age
periodontia, bifocals, and golf. GOLF? DID SHE SAY GOLF? Let me explain. I once assumed that golf...

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