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A Floral Apology... A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
The Ten Commandments Of Love 1. I am thy Main Squeeze
hou shalt squeeze no others before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back....
Slow Down... A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate....
New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep... Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are...
You Know it's Your Last Day at Work When... You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?
you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox. A woman comes into...
Tech Support Stories... I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.
She could not print yell...
Never Felt Better... An old farmer was on his way for a night out on the town.
He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had his favorite horse pulling the buggy, and was on his way....
Three Men and A Lamp Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft.
Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk...
Interesting Defense A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles....
Mandatory Vacation Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said....

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