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Confucius say "Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say "Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts".
Confucious Say: He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: Man with hands in pockets feel foolish, Man with hole in pocket feel nuts.
Q) What do pretty female country singers and children below 12 have in common ?
A) They should be seen but not heard !!!!!!!! Country Song Name...
Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Ledere
Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an a...
How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
DRIVING TIPS If the vehicle in front is signalling to turn, the only thing to be certain of is that its indicators are functional.
Ignore all hand signals. They are merely establishing whether or no...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPIX) As the senate confirmation hearings on Supreme Court nominee Clarence C.
Thomas drew to a close, a startling revelation was made....

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