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Black Power... it's cheaper than electricity.
Q: Why do cats raise their tails when you stroke their backs?
A: To let you know you've reached the end of the cat....
Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, just remove the rights of everybody allowed to go into the room....
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
How to program in "C" --------------------- 1] Use lots of global variables.
2] Give them cryptic names such as: X27, a_gcl, or Horace....
It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?
How to debug a "C" program. --------------------------- 1] If at all possible, don't.
Let someone else do it. 2] Change majors....
propagation delay: gestation period rise time: interval between pay increases flip-flop
unpopular reverse side of hit record exclusive-OR...
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind Wakes with solution in hand.
Confucious Say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

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