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hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest words.
These instances of faulty writing serve to conf...
Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
I would like to thank the many fine folks wh...
Why should one never date a canary? One could get cherpes which is a canareal disease and there is no known tweetment.
Italian accordion music and the sound of SCUBA in background.
) If you see a big eel, and his teeth are like steel, That's a Moray....
An astronomer on an extended lecture tour became weary of delivering the same lecture night after night.
He confided this state of mind to his chauffeur as they were driving to their next destinatio...
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie
10. After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince everyone he's not a professional wrestler.
9. When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit. 8. Punks who g...
10. The Dirt-Master 9. Tupper-Tomb 8. Krazy-Kasket from Whammo 7.
The Slim Reaper 6. The 19th Hole 5. McCoffin Styrofoam Casket 4....

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