Jokes From Emails

Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face....
The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"! "What's shaking Norm?
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins." "What's new Normie?...
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
You Know You Work In the '90s When... 20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
19. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that th...
At The Symphony The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth.
In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do....
The Mystery of an Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move....
How it happens: In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance....
What if People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!...
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?...