Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" one.
Q:" How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Sorry - light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. Note: Think 2001: A Space Odyssey....
Q:" How many cryonicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....
Q:" How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke?
"A:" Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
Q:" How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?
"A:" None, They don't have it. (by Robin Williams on a Carrol Burnett TV special, February, 1987)...
Q:" How many I.U. students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
Q:" How many OU football players does it take to screw in a light bulb.
"A:" Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it....
(or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it)
Q:" How many EEPers does it take to replace a light bulb?

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