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Q:" How many net.jokers does it take to tell yet-another light bulb joke?
"A:" 1,622 - One to tell the original joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!...
Q:" How many USENET users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Fifty - One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net.bulbs.d....
Q:" How many Europeans does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
"A:" Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns?...
Q:" How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
"A:" 300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
This appeared in The Washington Post of August 30, 1982, where it was attributed to Desmond McHale of Cork, Ireland, at the end of the Third International Conference on Humor.
McHale was reacting to...
Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
"A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' damn business! A': 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....

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