Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are....
Q:" How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One and a half. "A:" Two - but they are very tiny....
Q:" How many medflies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" None, they do it in the fruit.
Q:" How many Amish does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies....
Q:" How many massage parlor attendants does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Whatever number turns you on, big boy....
Q:" How many Sparts does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" You can't CHANGE a light bulb! Note: Sparts = Spartacus Youth League, a leftist fringe group that believes in violent revolution....
Q:" How many Dune Coons does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb (on the space shuttle)?
"A:" 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces....
Q:" How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
Q:" How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?