Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change....
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark. A'...
Q': How long will it take? A:' That's indeterminate.
It depends on how many dead bulbs they've brought with them....
Q": What if you have *two* dead bulbs? A": They replace your fuse box.
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
Q: How many Unix programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb. One to write the manual page....
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only)....
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....