Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
Q:" How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities....
Q:" How many Pennsylvanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, you just hold it up and it glows by itself Note: topical to Three Mile Island....
Q:" How many Nebraskans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" What's a light bulb?
Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" All of them. "A...
Q:" How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - One to change it and the others to sit around and talk about how much they liked the old one....
Q:" How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
"A:" None, they like to keep him in the dark. Note...
Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
"A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark....
Q:" How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen to drink Moonshine until the room spins around....
Q:" How many Hudson, NH, residents does it take to change a light bulb joke?
"A:" None, they don't have electricity in Hudson, yet....