Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark....
Q:" How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but it takes eight million years....
Q:" How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984....
Q:" How many Cabbage Patch Dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
Q:" How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" ---- You should have hit "n!" Note: refers to the way of skipping an article in an electronic news reading program....
Q:" How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 51 - One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
Q:" How many Brown University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - but he gets two credits....
Q:" How many Thomas Alva Edison's does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, he doen't change them, He makes them....
Q:" How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop a distraction....