Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Seven - one to get on the chair and six to get on the guest list....
Q:" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" It depends on what you want to change it into....
Q:" How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
"A:" Five - A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple....
Q:" How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" One, but he uses a chainsaw.
Q:" How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
Q:" How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, it turned itself in. "A:" Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
Q:" How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" How many can you afford?
Q:" How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One if at home, but on school time, four....
Q:" How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....

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