Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're too expensive....
Q:" How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
Q:" How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
Q:" How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
Q:" How many Harvard students (MacIntosh computer engineers) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one - He holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him....
Q:" How many Concerned Alumni of Princeton does it take to change said proverbial light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to change it, and five to sit around and talk about how good the old one was....
Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him....
Q:" How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after the graduate....
Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them....
Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....

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