Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
"A:" Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
Q:" How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000....
Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Q:" How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Change it to what?...
Q:" How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy. "A:" What?! And ruin my nails???...
Q:" How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
Q:" How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
Q:" How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" A fish.
A fish? Yes a fish. Think about it. . . .
Q:" How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" None, efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....

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