Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
"A:" "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....
Q:" How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. "A:" Only one....
Q:" How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" About one third less than for a regular bulb....
Q:" How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
Q:" How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
"A:" 45 - One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
Q:" How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q:" How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
Q:" How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him....