Miscellaneous Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
How many Thomas Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. He doesn't change them, he makes them....
How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
How many emergency room technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to wait forty-five minutes in the waiting room first....
How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
How many ergonomicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. Four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and ......
How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are....
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
How many strong Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....

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