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AN AMERICAN, A FRENCHMAN, AND A POLOCK WERE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS IN SEARCH OF A PLACE TO HIDE FROM A FIRING SQUAD IN HOT PURSUIT.
AS THEY WERE MOVING THROUGH THE FOREST THEY HEARD SOUNDS OF TH...
The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife, "I have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the pickle slicer.
I know it's crazy, but I can't help it." His wife wa...
A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut off a part of it, saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it.
Every time I hiccup on the toilet, it siphons all the water ou...
One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes....
God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus.
Forget it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned....
The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says "Well girls before you can get into heaven you must answer a question.
Saint Peter asks the fi...
TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A CS MAJOR --- --- ------- -- -- - -- ----- 10.
Professors' names are more fun to announce. 9. Open book tests (even though the books don't help at all) 8....
ANSWERING MESSAGES to LEAVE A couple of other ones that I've used or heard of.
They're most effective when you call the victim's office and leave the message with a secretary....
My daughter Louise say

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