Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery (sic) on a blonde?
"Space. The final frontier." Locked...
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
propagation delay: gestation period rise time: interval between pay increases flip-flop
unpopular reverse side of hit record exclusive-OR...
Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air.
But such is no...
How do you make a dead baby sink? Hollow it out and put on faucets.
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?...
DRIVING TIPS If the vehicle in front is signalling to turn, the only thing to be certain of is that its indicators are functional.
Ignore all hand signals. They are merely establishing whethe...
WASHINGTON, D.C. (UPIX) As the senate confirmation hearings on Supreme Court nominee Clarence C.
Thomas drew to a close, a startling revelation was made....
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a...

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