Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?
The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother wa...
Many years ago, there was a gathering of Indian tribes from all over.
A PLUMBER WAS CALLED TO FIX A PIPE. HE ARRIVED, BANGED ON THE PIPES FOR 15 MINUTES, AND SAID TO THE HOMEOWNER, WELL THAT'LL BE $
35. THE HOMEOWNER SAID"THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!- WHY THAT'S $140 PER...
Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any.
So they carefully made some plates and printed some up, and went to a sma...
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him.
Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard....
Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, "Good morning, sun!...
Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
The Ideal Wife should be beautiful, but not so beautiful that people think you married her only for her beauty.
And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people think you marrie...
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

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