Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks: "How do you get i...
The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive young lady.
She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey....
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time, saying "MOTHER".
With excitement, the father exclaims "Did you hear that honey?...
ONE DAY, A POLISH MAN WAS NUDE SUNBATHING ON HIS ROOF.
HE GOT A BAD SUNBURN ALL OVER! THAT NIGHT, HIS GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER....
THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....
ONCE UPON A TIME A POLOCK, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN WERE GOING TO BE SHOT BY A FIRING SQUAD.
WHEN THE AMERICAN WAS ABOUT TO BE SHOT HE SHOUTED OUT "TORNADO!...
BEING UNDER PRESSURE FROM CIVIL RIGHTS GROUPS, NASA FINALLY DECIDED TO LET A POLOCK FLY INTO SPACE IN THE SHUTTLE.
HIS ONLY CREWMATE WAS A CHIMPANZEE WHO WAS TRAINED TO DO SPECIAL TASKS DURING THE...
One day, a Polack and his friends were watching a football game.
The Polack said "I'll bet anyone $10 that the quarterback will make a touchdown on this play!...
A few years ago the Polocks and the Texas Aggies were playing football.
At the end of the first quarter, the gun sounded and the Polocks ran off the field thinking it was halftime....

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