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This dead parrot is difunto
By John Hooper in Madrid A question left hanging by John Cleese-- what is the value of a dead parrot?
has finally been resolved by a Barcelona judge. His honour Antonio Nunio de la Rosa has ru...
hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest words.
These instances of faulty writing serve to co...
Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
I would like to thank the many fine folk...
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says, "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudian slips?
Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mothe...
FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by...
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
ITALIAN...
What do you call 5 hispanics, one chinese, and 3 blacks in a row?
a sprinkler: spic spic spic spic spic chink nigger nigger nigge...

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