Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water! Women! You can't live with them....
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm....
During the Vietnam war the government did a study on which ethnic group was most often killed.
After months of studying the government came out with these resul...
The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
He asked Westmoreland why this was....
I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....

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