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Heard a wonderful news report on the radio today: Seems that there are some folks, somewhere in the U.
S., who are passing bank checks which are chemically treated so that several hours after they'v...
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
8 1. Q...
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2
Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!...
Nowadays they compensate for the fact that athletics records are being broken more narrowly by measuring them more accurately, as this historical chart show
2000 B.C. Ancient man runs 100 ox h...
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This really works and is almost legal! Hello, my name is Dave Rhodes....
A dyslexic agnostic mouse ball walked into a bar. The bartender, tired of having to kick out strings, welcomed him but since he didn't look 21 asked him for his ID.
The ball rolled around and show...
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages "Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am....
imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...

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