Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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LEONARD THE TALKING LAB MOUSE Turn Leonard on and he occasionally twitches in his cage.
Pick him up by his tail and he says, ``Hey, put me down!...
REMOTE-CONTROLLED GEIGER COUNTER Looks and acts like a real geiger counter but you can make the needle ``jump'' at the press of a button.
Hide the remote control in your pocket and make the need...
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PIPET TIPS You will be the talk of the lab with these handy glow-in-the-dark pipet tips.
They fit standard 20, 200, and 1000 microliter pipetmen. $19.49 for bulk bag of 100...
SNAKE-IN-A-REAGENT-JAR Three spring snakes fit into our realistic chemical reagent jar.
People expecting to weigh out chemicals will be ``attacked'' by the snakes!...
CENTRIFUGE NOISES This mini tape recorder fits behind any standard ultracentrifuge.
THE SPILLED EXPERIMENT GAG Based on the old ``spilled beer gag'', an Erlenmeyer flask is tipped on its side with the ``contents'' spilling out.
The ``liquid'' is really a transparent, solid pla...
DRIBBLE BEAKER Looks like a real beaker but when the researcher pours out any fluid, it dribbles down the side!
More fun than a barrel of monkeys! $5.99 each...
Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....
Hard work may not kill me | | But why take that chance?
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The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
"Only the future is certai...

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