Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now but if.
.. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
This is (#include phone.addr). We are not ... excuse me a moment, please.
Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (sound of window breaking) Great!...
Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
A friend of mine at school has this message, read by three people while the STAR TREK theme plays in the background.
1: Room 17, the final frontier. 2: These are the messages of Chad'...
Annoying flute music in background) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, [insert name], is not available right now....
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name .
..", etc....
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read...
In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music &l
In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession....
Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back....

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