Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
To whom should I go to for some self-help? When Alexander The Great was waging war on the entire known world of his time, it chanced that he recieved a slight spear-wound on his wrist.
Wrapping a...
There were these 3 guys driving back to Toronto, Ontario who were visiting some friends in Terrace B.
C. As they approached Red Deer, Alberta, their car all of a sudden broke down. Luckily, they we...
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pi...
How many Republican presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dole: When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have lightbulbs....
This married couple go to the zoo. They come up to the elephant cage and the husband says to his wife look at that big trunk the elephant has.
The wife says, that's nice. Then they go on to the nex...
THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS Power Users never read their software manual
PROFESSOR EPPENDORF'S LABORATORY NOVELTIES AND PRACTICAL JOKES by Zev Winicur X-RAY SPECS Forget the cheap, plastic x-ray specs from yesteryear.
These battery powered spectacles contai...

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