Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Three old Ladies were walking down the stree when a Flasher came out and Flashed them.
A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the kid next door bought an album also.
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library? A barbarian!!
A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
"Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!...
A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
But I DO work in a pretzel factory", he thought in his twisted mind!
Oops!, sorry, I was miles away......
Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
And his brother the experimental Psychologist is still pulling habits out of a rat.
Which reminds me of the dinner party I was at last night.
It was a candlelight affair; so when the hostess fell backwards onto the table I shouted "You'll burn your end at both candles!...

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