Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire....
Long ago, Elmir the Curious sailed a small craft far away.
He sought the Elixir of Youth....
Hear about the Polacks shoes? They had TGIF on the top. "Toes go in fi
Jack: Dack says he's related to you, and he can prove it.
Mack: Dack's a fool. Jack: Well, yes, but that could be a coincidence....
Don't blame me, I voted for Bill 'n' Opus!
Sally: I've lost my dog. Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read....
Will: How much will it cost to take me to the train station?
Taxi driver: Five dollars, sir. Will: How much will you charge to take my suitcase?...
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.
One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money!...
I saw a sign for a doctor of Proctology in Columbia, MO, that said: "Parking in Rea
Q: Hear what Evil Kenevil's latest death defying stunt is going to be?
A: Walking across Newfoundland dressed as an Alter-boy....

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