Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A young man returned from a dance at a coastal resort.
He was sporting a huge black eye. When asked if he had run into a door, he replied he had been struck by the beauty of the place....
Similar story deals with the two Ukrainians (Canadian version of Polack) who had hired on at the telephone company.
The foreman sent them out into the pole yard to see how high the poles stacked the...
Two Ukrainians went hunting. One accidentally shot the other.
The shootee rushed the shot to the hospital and watched while they wheeled his friend into the O....
Did ya hear about the distraught Polish secretary? She thought her typewriter was pregnant because it kept missing periods.
......
Bumper stickers on taxis: Kamakazis do it once. Urban Assult Vehicle.
Signs with one letter missing
At a car wash - "_OUCHLESS CAR WASH SYSTEM" At a Wendy's - "NOW HIRING FULL TIME _LOSERS...
Other sig
Won't you listen to a groan up - Please no more PUN-ishment.
So this sweet little old Jewish lady is walking down the street when she's suddenly accosted by a flasher -- the man jumps in front of her and whips open his coat!
The lady stops, pee...
Walk softly and carry a megawatt lase

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