Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Bo, you don't get Diddley!
There was a professor in the Chemistry Dept. that I did graduate work in who was noted for the difficulty of the tests he gave.
His first name was Percy. On the morning of a test he walked into the...
The leper leaves and the hooker is standing in the open door way and a door across the hall opens and a john walks out and another hooker looks at the first hooker and says Hi, how's going?
he fi...
A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
No matter where you go, ... there you are
My wife and I were sitting out on our back porch, enjoying a glass of lemonade after a long hard day.
A bird flew over and, with perfect aim left a deposit squarely in the middle of my wife's head....
A Christmas Story The three wise men were riding their camels through the desert to Bethlehem.
Finally they arrived at the manger containing Joseph, Mary, and their newborn son....
Did you hear about the new food store in Jerusulum? It's called: Cheeses of Nazereth
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forge
Seen on another Church Marquis: Sunday's sermon will be
Do you know what hell is? Come in and hear our organist....

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