Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
-He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....
What's smurf sex? -Screwing until you're blue in the face.
Do ya guys wanna hear a cookie joke? -Forget it, it's too crummy
Do ya guys wanna hear a fast joke? (Yes) -Do ya wanna hear another one?
1) When Jim Morrison sings, I get Door-gasms. 2) I love abusing the down-trodden.
It gives me poor-gasms. 3) Thinking about Burt Reynold's ex-lovers gives me Dinah Shore-gasms....
Why are you SHOUTING at us in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?
Computer Reference Manual, MAD Magazine... what's the difference?
Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw
What's the difference between Mono and Herpes? -- Well, you can get Mono by snatching a kiss.
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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