Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What is the output of a vacuum pump?
What kind of dog has four legs and one arm? -- A Pit Bull!
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie?
-- A dog that rips your leg off and then runs for help!...
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie?
-- A dog that rips your leg off and then runs for help!...
What's the difference between Erotic and Kinky? -- With Erotic, you use a feather.
.. for Kinky, you use the entire chicken!...
Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp.
The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarm...
While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had an old iron lever attached to it.
Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is pulled, the world will...
King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King Paul was getting tired of it.
He decided to make peace between himself and King John....
It takes years to become an overnight succe
Old Chief Gnarled Oak, turned into a millionaire by the discovery of oil on his reservation, was proud and pleased when his two boys were accepted into a swank yacht club.
For yea...

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