Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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what does a chinaman call a black with AIDS? Coonsoondi.
Phone rings as bar. "Hello?" "Is Mr. Freely there?
First initials I.P.?" "Is there an I.P. Freely here? I.P. FREELY!?...
I bought my GF a new seat for her bike, one of those wide versions that fits a lady's pelvis a bit better than the OEM man's style.
I put it on for her while she was in class, just before we were to...
King Arthur was about to go fight in the crusades. He felt sceptical about leaving his wife (a beautiful young woman) with his 100 servants.
He decides to put a chastity belt on his wife so that if...
There's a sign in front of a church near my home.
Don't you go where those huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
(Frank Zappa, philosopher)...
Of things I've lost, I miss my mind the most There was this 12 year old girl that got stuck with a pin but she didn't feel the prick until she was 18.
They say "Love thy neighbor as thy self". What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too.
BANNANAS "The Womans Home Companio
he guy out hunting ducks. He shot one and it fell in a farmer's yard.
When he went in to get it, the farmer came out and they got into an argument about who owned the duck....

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