Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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WARNING! =================================== A Canadian joke is approaching.
This can be enjoyed by non-Canadians as well, as long as they observe the following precautions....
After the recent shuffle, Brian decided to take his cabinet for lunch.
The waiter took his order. Waiter: What would you like for lunch, sir?...
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you. Scene - a schoolroom in Italy.
...... Teacher: Class, can anyone tell me where the Great Lakes are?...
P.S. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Viaducts.
Viaducts who? Viaducts valking on vebbed feet vhen zay could be svimming?...
Lower the age of puberty!
Little ms. muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came a spider and said "What's in the bowl, b*tch?
!...
Leonard had heard so much about ice fishing that he decided to give it a try.
He got all his ice fishing gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole....
Dyslexics of the World..... UNTIE!
Then there was the hopeless case that Sherlock Holmes solved through the use of brilliant deduction.
... Watson asks, " Tell me dear Sherlock, what school did you last attend?" "Elementary my d...
Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the oven timer.

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