Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Or how about the woman who went to the bank and got a home improvement loan, took it home, gave it to her husband and told him to get lost.
A man went into a pet store and said to the owner, I'd like to buy a pet that is out of the ordinary -unusual.
The pet shop owner replied, well,I have one Rairy-bird left... The man said, I've neve...
My old friend Roy Rodgers once got himself a brand new pair of cowboy boots.
They were beautiful!!...
Ma and Pa always made a nice ritual out of dinner - Ma brought out her freshly baked loaves of home-made bread, and Pa would carefully carve them into regular, even slices.
Every night, the family...
Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor daughter a dre
When she got there the cubbard was bare and so was her daughter, I guess....
Old Mother Hubbord went to the cubbord to get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over rover came over and gave her a bone of his own....
Mary had a little lamb; The Dr.'s were supprised; But when Old McDonald had a farm, they almost passed out.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way
Along came a spider and said what ya got in the bowl bitch....
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe; She had so many children her uterious fell out.
Once there was a Russian who had a pen-pal who lived in Africa.

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